This Does NOT Represent ME!!

I am outraged. So Op (Oprah, but I call her Op, wez tight), as I was saying Op came to town and as a city, we (minus myself), gave her a set of 'truck nuts'. I am disgusted, totally disgusted. It's like saying to Oprah 'we are so red neck and and the biggest bunch of DB's that we don't even know how distasteful these things are.' I don't particularlly find them offensive just douchey.
I was thinking of getting a set of steel ovaries to hang on the back of my car. How would the guys like that.